By Wlady Pleszczynski on 4.17.02 @ 1:08AM
Tiger Woods and Benjamin Netanyahu have something in common -- and it makes certain people nervous.
PICTURE THIS: For a while on Monday the
WashingtonPost.com ran a lovely photo of Benjamin Netanyahu
addressing that day's pro-Israel rally, the Capitol standing
proudly behind him. It's hard to imagine a stronger image of
invincibility -- just as it's easy to imagine the reaction the
photograph would have evoked in the conspiratorial anti-Israeli
world. Unfortunately, the Post didn't carry the picture in its
Tuesday editions and the chance to confirm certain circles in their
belief as to who runs our country was lost for good.
Yesterday we discussed the free ride such liberals as Senators
Schumer and Lieberman are enjoying for their staunch defense of
Israeli defense efforts. In fact, it's hardly been noticed that
Lieberman met with Netanyahu during the Israeli's visit to the
Senate last Wednesday. But their morning meeting apparently was
separate from Netanyahu's gathering with 20 or so senators later
that day. It's no accident that this latter group was largely if
not entirely Republican. In the strange world of liberal
perception, it's better to be seen with Netanyahu one on one than
alongside Republican senators who've come to meet him. One never
wants to give the wrong impression.
Fortunately for his own image Netanyahu doesn't worry about such
trifles. For his troubles, one prominent liberal blogger
yesterday blamed Netanyahu for fanning the fires before Yitzhak
Rabin's assassination in 1995. In this entry the blogger calls him
an "adventurer and opportunist." A day earlier he called him "a
hustler and an opportunist of the most dangerous sort." From now on
maybe he should just describe Netanyahu as "ever the opportunist."
(Whatever that means -- if he were actually an opportunist the
blogger wouldn't be calling him one.)
ARAFAT WEST: Our blogging friend was most offended
by Netanyahu's quip on Monday that "Yasser Arafat is nothing more
than Osama bin Laden with good P.R." And a lousier beard, maybe he
should have added. At least Netanyahu was in the ballpark. But what
is one to make of disgruntled and hysterical Harvard Prof. Cornel
West, who is defecting to Princeton after all, calling Harvard
President Lawrence Summers "the Ariel Sharon of American higher
education"? West, who felt Summers had been disrespecting him (the
last straw seems to be he was late in sending West a get-well
card), also says Summers acted "very much as a bull in a china
shop, and as a bully, in a very delicate and dangerous situation."
This is hilarious. As someone noted on Lucianne.com (Reply 30),
if Summers is Sharon, West must then be Arafat. But that
understates the matter. West more naturally identifies with the
entire West Bank and he seems to be threatening to mount his own
intifada against Harvard's Sharon. Why else describe messing with
him a "dangerous situation"?
The New York Times had a grand time reporting
on West yesterday, injecting more that a bit of mocking tone.
("While the recording has often been described as rap," the Times
wrote of West's "spoken-word CD," which Summers had criticized,
"Dr. West said he preferred the Nietzschean phrase 'danceable
education.'") Maybe the Times is finally tiring of his act. Its two
weekend reports couldn't have been more respectful. In fact,
Sunday's
story had a cheery quality not seen since Socialist Realism
went out of business in 1989 with the fall of the Berlin Wall.
"Princeton Eager to Welcome Scholar," the headline read. The
opening sentenced gushed: "Students at Princeton University say
they are already relishing the prospect of attending lectures next
fall by the scholar Cornel West..." By contrast, back in Cambridge,
"Brandon Gayle, a Harvard junior who collected more than 1,000
signatures from students and others urging Dr. West to
stay, characterized the loss of the professor as a 'shock and a
blow to the Harvard community.'" Such a shock and blow that Summers
is probably in line for a handsome raise. Meanwhile, who might
those phantom "others" be? Will Summers Sharon track them down at
Boston University or MIT and reduce their dorms into rubble?
BORING IN: If Cornel West were a professional
golfer, maybe he'd have one fan, Washington Post sports columnist
Sally Jenkins. For all we know, she's as overrated in her field
as West is in his. It's a matter of tone. West leaves for happier
hunting grounds and all he can do is bash the boss he left behind.
Jenkins sets out to pay tribute to Tiger Wood's greatness only to
declare that he's "machine-like, implacable, and boring in almost
every respect." Until he starts to lose, she complains, we won't
really ever know him. He remains "a detached, remote and not fully
knowable champion." Too bad Jenkins has made herself so
knowable.
Again the New York Times rides to the rescue. On the editorial
page Robert B.
Semple, Jr. ends his tribute to Arnold Palmer with this:
"Woods is handsome, serious and anything but boring. Like
Palmer, he has a rare kind of theatrical star power that springs
from a willingness to take chances, the ability to come from
behind, a capacity for endless hard work and, yes, a radiant,
embracing smile. We'll miss Arnie, but we're happy to have
Tiger."
Boring, it would seem, is in the brain of the beholder. Watch
Woods and you'll know more than you know.
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Education, Business, Sports, Law, Israel, NATO