By Jackie Mason & Raoul Felder on 4.17.02 @ 12:02AM
Simple logic dictates that a more sensible arrangement would be for Mr. Arafat to do the suicide bombing himself.
It's not very hard to con a kid. Children will believe most
anything that adults they trust tell them. Children believe in
witches and tooth fairies and they sit up watching for Santa Claus
to come down the chimney on Christmas Eve. Here in Western
civilization, the fairy tales that we substitute for the real world
in children's heads are usually meant to make an unpleasant
experience a little less so, as when a parent encourages a child
when he or she loses a tooth to put it under the pillow and expect
a present in its place the next day. We use Santa Claus as an
excuse to give children presents and create a party-like family
holiday. Yassir Arafat, on the other hand, through his movement,
Fatah, uses children's gullibility to murder them.
From 1993 to 2000 it was fairly easy to recognize a suicide
bomber, or at least have a pretty good sense of his personality,
general psychological make-up, and even what he looked like. He was
a young religious male, fired up by visions of the hereafter where
there would be forty black-eyed virgins at his disposal (perish the
thought that he should have at least one woman who had experience
in the job). Either because the bomber's profile was getting too
easy to recognize or they were running out of virgins in paradise,
the profile of the bombers changed. Now it was children bombers
blowing themselves up. Sadly, their parents did not treat this
conduct as the ultimate lunatic nightmare act for a child, but
rather, they encouraged the belief in their children that after the
child is killed, he or she would be blessed by their people as
martyrs.
A recent poll in the Gaza Strip indicated that 78% of the
population approved of suicide bombing. Iraqi's resident butcher
Saddam Hussein raised the reward given to the families of the dead
children from $10,000 to $20,000. In a culture that has a serious
history of slavery and engaging in the slave trade -- measuring of
human life in terms of price -- this monetary reward might also be
a causative factor. Recent studies, however, seem to indicate that
after the initial pride of the parents of suicide-bomber children
wears off, and the adulation of the neighbors fades (and probably
after the $20,000 is used up), the parents fall back to a more
understandable position and grieve over the death of their child.
Those emotions however, are remote from feeling guilt, as they
should, for being an accomplice in their own child's death.
Simple logic dictates that a more sensible arrangement would be
for Mr. Arafat to do the suicide bombing himself rather than
delegating it to children. After all he is 72 years old, has been
wearing the same bed sheet for years, and enjoyed all the pleasures
that political power by day and sheep at night can bring, and
obviously has fewer unborn tomorrows than dead yesterdays remaining
in his life. As a matter of fact, if he would blow himself up
before he got to Israel, in the long run, considering Israel's
reaction, he would keep more Palestinians alive than if he were
successful in a suicide bombing in Israel.
Over here in America children are not doing too well either,
particularly at the hands of those who should know better. A
current book, "Harmful to Minors: The Perils of Protecting Children
from Sex" by Judith Levine is attracting much attention. Her basic
premises are that we devote too much energy and monies in trying to
protect children from molesters. She believes that the incidents of
child molestation are greatly exaggerated. She, as expressed in her
book, also believes there may be nothing wrong with teenagers
having sex with adults. One has the uncharitable thought that if it
were Ms. Levine's daughter who was molested or seduced by an adult,
she might not feel the same way.
Then there are the daily reports of children who have been
sexually abused by clergy.
All in all it has been a pretty tough year for children -- and
the year has hardly begun.
Jackie Mason is a comedian. Raoul Felder is a
lawyer.
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