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Bill Accepts Credit
Did the Saudis steal his peace plan? Also: Name That Dog, a new Clinton contest.
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SHOCK TREATMENT
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People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals probably won’t name
Bill Clinton Pet Owner of the Year any time soon. In Newsweek he
brags that his late dear pal
Buddy
had learned to
jog two or three miles with him. It’s a miracle the poor creature
didn’t die of heat stroke or a heart attack.
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In May, a new chocolate lab is expected to move into Clinton’s Chappaqua, New York home. Because Buddy was killed by a passing car after running off the Clinton property, the ex-president is seriously considering having invisible fencing installed on the compound. Will he feel its pain? The system shocks the pet when it crosses over wiring buried or posted on the borders of the property. In happier news, Clinton’s new dog is being housetrained before arriving at its new home.
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But what will the new Clinton dog be named? Send your recommendations to: Bill’s New Friend c/o Reader Mail (click below). All entries final. Please don’t stigmatize the animal by naming him after David Brock.
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