By Wlady Pleszczynski on 3.7.02 @ 4:08PM
Echoes from California and Nightline -- until we get to Sir Charles.
GOING FOR THE GOLDEN STATE: Now everyone is
writing about the California gubernatorial campaign. Strangest was
the New York Times' report,
which quoted DNC chairman Terry McAuliffe predictably enough
trashing the White House for having put its money on Richard
Riordan. "The White House wined and dined him and got him all teed
up and he went down in flames. California is not for extreme
right-wing candidates." After a statement like that, the reader
might think McAuliffe had been drinking extra-heavily election
night. After all, no one ever mistook Riordan for an extreme
right-winger. But after the Washington Post's
version of a quote from McAuliffe, one might just as easily
conclude that it was the Times' reporter who'd been doing the
drinking. Here's the Post: "McAuliffe called the result 'a major
embarrassment for the White House. They wined and dined Riordan...
and inserted themselves in the primary, but when Republicans vote,
the right wing takes over."
Glad that's clear now. Now according to Gray Davis's people, "If
you are an extreme conservative you cannot win in California,"
Gerald Parsky told the Times. Oops. A correction is in order. The
Times identifies Parsky as "Mr. Bush's closest adviser in
California." It's all coming back now. Parsky is the fellow who ran
Bush's disastrous California campaign in 2000, and as his reward
was tasked with the "restructuring" of the California GOP last
year, which led to a candidate like Riordan essentially trying to
read conservatives out of their own party. So has Parsky learned
anything? Only that Bill Simon can win only "'if he is prepared to
adopt the formula I describe' to broaden the party." So this
election is all about Parsky?
It's worth noting that Parsky and Simon's late father were once
close business partners who had a most unpleasant falling out. One
can imagine there's no love lost between the tightly wound Parsky
and the affable Simon, Jr. Just another thing for the White House
to bear in mind if it continues to prop up Parsky. Even the Texas
Rangers had a better record for George W. Bush.
The California GOP's likable chairman, Shawn Steel, who kept his
mouth shut during the entire contretemps with Parsky last year,
deservedly now has the last word. According to the Times, he
"questioned the White House involvement" in California. As he put
it: "They really need to stay out of it. And they're going to have
to ask their local guys to be more astute [about picking
candidates]."
Gerald Parsky, local guy? Sounds about right
EXPRESSIONS OF EXCELLENT CONCERN:The Big Guns
continue to fire away in defense of Emperor of TV Emperors Ted
Koppel and his shrinking "Nightline" domain. Yesterday the
Washington Post gave major
op-ed play to a piece entitled "Why We Need Nightline." And who
might the "we" be? For starters, the op-ed's coauthors, who
respectively head outfits called the Project for Excellence in
Journalism and the Committee of Concerned Journalists. I kid you
not, though it only goes to show that journalism today really is an
entertainment medium.
The New York Times, meanwhile, ran a host of letters about
Koppel, all supportive. The first one yesterday was from -- who
else -- Dan Rather. "Everyone who knows Ted Koppel, and that's just
about everybody in this business," he began, knows that Koppel is a
man "with the highest standards." The second letter was from the
taxpayer-subsidized folk at Public Broadcasting. Signed by Bob
Edwards and Susan Stamberg and co-signed by 11 unlisted NPR
journalists, this letter called Koppel "brilliant and incisive" and
trashed Disney for putting profit ahead of quality journalism and
for evidently not remembering who Edward R. Murrow was.
A little too late to save his career, former Speaker Gingrich
also posted a letter to the Times, but as befits his diminished
stature it didn't run until today.
Newt praised Nightline's "tradition of excellence" and "genuine
pursuit of knowledge and truth" and willingness "to explore complex
issues" and provide "insight and understanding." Newton Minow, the
former chairman of the Federal Communications Commission, weighed
in as well. As if still in power, he noted that "we license free
use of television channels for service to the public interest, not
the private interest." All fine and good -- but none of it explains
why an icon's humanism and public-spiritedness is worth $10 million
a year.
For an altogether sobering look at Koppel, check out today's
Media Research Center CyberAlert,
in which Brent Baker and his MRC colleagues catalogue some of Ted's
greatest moments of liberal bias, whether in promoting the
anti-Reagan October Surprise big lie or defending Bill Clinton
against charges of draft dodging. Now at least we know why in some
circles Koppel is worth all that big money and what makes him the
god that he is.
YES, SIR CHARLES:The greatest NBA Republican since
Wilt Chamberlain had to have been Charles Barkley. His commentary
on TNT remains the only reason to watch pro basketball some nights.
"Sports Illustrated" has now posted some choice
remarks not included in a profile the magazine is releasing.
Nothing political about them really, unless you count Barkley's
directness and disappointment with the way modern life is
going:
"ESPN has made the game a highlight reel, and it's been a
detriment. If you make three spectacular dunks that's all the fans
see. Dunks or flashy plays -- that's what kids today think of as
good basketball because ESPN tells them that. Kids have no
fundamentals, and, worse than that, they have no coaching. Any kid
who becomes the star of his AAU team gets no instruction because
the coach is afraid to coach him. That is screwed up."
"During my last couple of years in Houston, I tried to lead some
of the young guys. But they just looked at me like I was an old man
in the way. Players like Steve Francis and Cuttino Mobley didn't
want to listen to me. I guess they figured, 'Hey, we're better
players at this stage than he was.' It's that way in society, too.
Kids don't look at their parents the way they used to. It's not
just in the NBA. It's a society problem. When Doctor J., Moses
Malone and Bobby Jones spoke to me, it was gospel."
Through it all, he's never lost perspective:
"Bird was a better player than me, but I always felt when I was
in the game I could do things against him. But McHale? Best damn
player I ever played against man-to-man. He gave me fits with those
damn long arms and his agility. He could score on me and he could
guard me.
"I tried hard to concentrate on defense once, but all I did was
hurt myself. I was terrible. But I was as good as Larry. That man
couldn't guard a chair. I loved Larry. I made the mistake of going
drinking with him one time. He did nothing but drink Budweiser the
whole night. Any man who drinks Bud the whole night can
drink."
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