By Wlady Pleszczynski on 2.11.02 @ 5:41PM
Or how to assign all blame to ''Republican values.''
RUBIN, IT'S YOU: If it's the
piece of the day, it must be appearing in the New York
Times. It begins discreetly on page A1, then explodes into Big
Story layout on page A20, where the need to fill space allows room
for an ample and appropriately reverential headline: "Rubin as
Commanding Public Figure and Top Private Banker." Something seems
to be nagging at the Times hierarchy: the idea that
sainted Democrat Robert Rubin could emerge as tainted by the Enron
scandal as it's determined to paint Enron-friendly Republicans. So
once and for all, can we do away any such notions?
The unsatirizable prose breaks new ground. That famous call to a
Treasury undersecretary just before Enron tanked? "Even some of Mr.
Rubin's friends say privately that it was a rare misstep for a man
known for caution and foresight." And just so there'll be no
misunderstanding, that unfortunate call "will probably be no more
than a footnote in the Enron story." It used to be that newspapers
provided history's first draft. With the Times first
becomes final with no intervening stages. The paper then clicks
into the purring mode: "Wearing his customary charcoal suit and
white shirt, he is youthfully trim but gives little evidence of
overt vanity." Or this: "Such are the passions he is pursuing....
His devotion to rapid deficit reduction, viewed even by some
Republicans as the cornerstone of the 90's prosperity..." Even by
some Republicans, those otherwise unspeakable jerks! Like a busy
dad who always has time for his kids, Rubin has even taken to
"coaching Senator Daschle and other leaders on ways to debunk Bush
military spending and tax cuts." Maybe the next installment will
explain how one actually debunks military spending. Many a
terrorist cell would like to know.
TOMASKY'S TURN: Whether footnote or god, Robert
Rubin is an uneasy symbol for liberal scribes determined to pin
Enron on Republicans. So better to pretend that he or the countless
other corporate world Democrats who brought us the Clinton years
don't exist -- or if exposed insist they were merely reflecting
Republican values. That's what New York magazine's Michael
Tomasky
posited the other week in the Washington Post. In an
argument that might hold up in a Madison Avenue advertising agency,
he declared: "Even if Bush administration members didn't have
anything to do with Enron's accounting shenanigans and even if they
didn't come to the firm's rescue, George W. Bush is linked to
Kenneth Lay as surely as Bill Clinton occupied the same cultural
orbit as Barbra Streisand." (That proposition would tempt only
those who see Clinton was as red as Streisand in The Way We
Were.) In its expanded form, Tomasky's argument revolves
around Democratic-backed regulations and Republican opposition to
them. By his logic, any misdeed not prevented by
Democratic-initiated laws can safely be blamed on the GOP.
To his credit, Tomasky doesn't hide his partisanship. It was in
fact on full display in Hillary's Turn, the book he wrote
last year on Hillary Clinton's Senate campaign -- a book more
noteworthy for his insight into Rudy Giuliani and how no
self-respecting New York politician would ever choose serving in
Washington over New York City. About Hillary he was less
interesting, perhaps because he didn't know that much about her
pre-New York life. Early on you suspected trouble when he wrote of
Vince Foster's suicide as having occurred in 1995, listing it as
one of several unhappy events during a bad patch for the Clintons
that year. Be careful, though, if you remind him Foster died in
1993. He might think you're exhibiting Republican values.
topics:
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Business, Law, Military, NATO