By Wlady Pleszczynski on 2.7.02 @ 4:37PM
Luckily, not every political columnist comes off as mushy as David Broder.
IF IT FEELS GOOD, BUY IT: You know what the
problem is with some Washington journalists? Under a headline like
"An
Idea Worth Stealing" they write paragraphs like this:
"Call it grand larceny, if you will, but it's still grand.
"I am referring not to Enron but to President Bush's
enthusiastic embrace of community and national service for hundreds
of thousands of Americans as a way to answer the question
repeatedly asked since Sept. 11: What can I do to help?"
That's from David Broder, the respected dean of D.C.'s big feet,
doing his belated best to keep up with Dan Rather, though in the
name of something considerably less macho. Broder wants to do what
he can to endorse the president's embrace of the same nice-sounding
but cynically implemented ideas that gave us Bill Clinton's
AmeriCorps and its oxymoronic paid volunteerism. Not that Broder
seems even remotely aware of this side of the AmeriCorps story.
What he likes especially about the Bush proposals are the
possibilities it offers for further oxymoronic labels, such as
requiring America's high-schoolers to perform even more forced
volunteerism if they are to graduate.
That's the danger of writing high atop the national stage.
Pretty soon you're believing and thinking become indistinguishable
from the those of the posturing pols you're supposed to be covering
with jaded eye. Even as you ignore the immense problems with the
program, you wind up praising John McCain, say, for not only coming
around on AmeriCorps, but also recognizing its "potential" and
insisting it "should grow." And if you can no longer analyze
soberly, you begin to sound like an Education bureaucrat, as when
Broder writes about the "broad consensus" out there "on making
community service an integral element of school and college
curricula." Where would we be without integral elements?
WHY NOT THE BEST? Luckily, not every veteran
political columnist comes off as mushy as David Broder. Of course,
you might not find him in the same venues. For my money, one of the
best out there is the Sacramento Bee's Dan Walters. Unless
you follow California politics, his beat, you may not know about
him. But you should. Several days a week he files sharply reported
and clearly written copy without a single flabby idea or faux
sentiment. He offers professionalism of the highest order, and he
thinks for himself. Better than anyone, for instance, he cut
through the post-Enron hysteria by raising a most interesting
question: Why isn't wild-spending government subjected to the same
accounting standards as Enron? A case in point is California's
deficit-riddled state government led by embattled Gov. Gray Davis.
Walters's
analysis is as delicious as it is enlightening:
" As Enron was constructing its hollow corporate shell during
the late 1990s, California was building its own fiscal house of
cards, making billions of dollars in long-term spending commitments
based on a short-term spike in income taxes. When those revenues
vanished, the state was left with a $12 billion-plus hole in its
budget, and Davis now wants to paper it over with some gimmickry
that only an Enron executive could love.
"Davis wants spending reductions to cover just a fifth of the
budget gap. The remainder would be bridged, if he has his way,
through borrowings, direct and indirect, low-balling spending
projections and maximizing forecasts of revenues over the next 18
months, including more than a billion dollars in federal aid that's
nearly pure fiction.
"Davis even has a version of the off-the-books partnerships that
Enron used to hide its liabilities: He wants the Public Employees'
Retirement System and the State Teachers' Retirement System to
forgo state contributions for a year in return for catch-up
payments later. And he's borrowing heavily to cover the state's own
questionable, semi-secret dealings in the energy market.
The governor is, in other words, minimizing liabilities and
maximizing assets to paint as rosy a picture as he can, and just as
Enron did it to buoy its stock price, so Davis is doing it to
maintain his political standing in an election year.
"The indirect loans from the pension funds and other proposals
are clearly part of a multibillion-dollar deficit financing scheme,
but Davis insists that it's a 'responsible, prudent, balanced
budget.' Yeah, and Ken Lay insisted to Enron employees that company
stock was still a good deal for their retirement nest eggs even
after he knew the firm was riddled with losses and was dumping his
own holdings."
Didn't I tell you?
topics:
Taxes, Education, John McCain, Bill Clinton, Books, Energy