I had made some notes over the last week about ways in which the president could have successfully hit home his message. Here’s what I came up with:
1.) He should have sung more Al Green.
2.) Performed a sweet jumpshot, preferably over Romney.
3.) Had Biden warm up the audience with topical jokes.
4.) Used the opportunities to demonstrate the cutting edge features of the Chevy Volt.
5.) Placed bin Laden’s skull on the table next to his chair and proceed without even discussing it.